How To Survive Being Lost In Your House
by specialist Patrick Star
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1) Its easy to get lost in your own house.

2) i've done it hundreds of times.

3) Heres what you should do

4) Reach out & grab something

5) Look at the thing you grabbed.

6) see if you recognise it. is it your TV? Your refridgerator? Your box of crackers?

7) once you recognise the thing, ask yourself, 'Now, where do i keep this thing?'

8) Pause for a snack

9) Pause for another snack. Because this is hard work --remembering stuff.

10) Eventually, maybe you'll remember where you keep the thing you're holding. Then you'll know where you are in your house.

11) If not, just start watching TV, & you'll probably forget that you're lost

12) Its easy. I forget stuff all the time.

13) What was i saying?