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Friday, June 25 1:19 PM


a class was quiet until a teacher walked in.

teacher: Yesterday did anybody revise your homework?

student1 and 2: So yesterday.... so yesterday...(Hilary Duff)

teacher: Wats wrong with you student1?Cant you be a simple girl?

student3 and 4: Intution.... i am juz a simple girl (Jewel)

teacher: Stay Back for recess four of u!

student5 and 6: I'm glad... yah...( Jennifer lopez)

teacher: Arrggg!!!! Stay back for two days recess!!!!!!!!

student7 and 8: Bring me to life!!!!!!!!(Evanescence)

teacher: Cant you people all live in an American life?

Everybody: American life!!!!!( Madonna)

teacher:Stay back after school copy chinese!!!!!!!

Everybody: Get busy oh...yeah.....( Sean paul )

teacher:Cant you people live in harmony and not singing all day?

student9 and 10: World Filled with love (craig David)

teacher:Who agress with me?

whole class: I'm with you ( Avril Lavigne)

Ding ding...

the chinese teacher walked in

Teacher: Who stold my tap recorder?

student1 and 11: Stole ( Kelly Rowland )

Teacher: Who dares to try to steal my tap recorder?

student4 and 12:Born to try... oh no no... ( Delta goodrem )

the chinese teacher felt angry and walked away.

student4: Anything is possible.. *he he* (will young )

Everybody: Ha hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! *he He*

SO REMEMBER SOMETIMES LYRICS CAN SAVE YOU!!!!!!!
adapted from my brother's email.haha



How to make a amanda
Ingredients:

3 parts pride

3 parts courage

5 parts instinct
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add sadness to taste! Do not overindulge!

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